I'll be hiking a lot more this spring and summer since I joined a couple of outdoorsy groups. This is part of my reading material. I doubt if a bear would actually eat me--a bear would probably just eat my arm and maybe part of my face. Still, I wouldn't care for that.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
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,and the bear might take you away and bury you for a snack later on...you should carry extra reading material so you don't get bored waiting around to get eaten some more.
Being a bear's breakfast doesn't appeal much to me either!
Imagine designing that cover. Isn't that a deer print in the lower left?
Antlers might cause damage to internal organs.
Bring several 2oz backpacker manuals and throw them at the bears while yelling "bees! bees!" This will distract them while you make your get away, wildly swinging deer antlers through the underbrush.
(Good luck and do send pictures.)
Hiker to bear: Wait, hold on - it says right here (pointing to page) that you're not supposed t...
Oh my- doesn't anyone in your party carry a gun?
My sister took a toilet break behind a bush on a hike the other day- and nearly peed on an adder !
Obscure reference: John Candy in "The Great Outdoors","B-b-big...bear! Big..bear...chase!"
You could always go hiking with a Boy Scout. They are prepared and know what to do ;) (hahahahaha)
I need to stop coming here ;)
I was reading your previous post and now have a HUGE reading list!!! I already had a HUGE reading list :O
Where do you find the time to read ,Heehee
Hmmmmmmmmmm, audio books......
Like Kathy Reichs too.Have read most of her books.
I also read Robert Jordan(WoT)
You may want to skip Grizzly Man (2005).
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